Albert is a funny guy

Albert can do Strolling Humor.

Unexpected. Engaging. Appropriate. On-Theme & Off-Stage.

For example...

Albert can do Stand-Up Comedy.

Entertaining. Witty (or foolish). On-Theme and On-Stage.

For example...

What did Albert Do?
Now Appearing -

Amazing!

You can call Albert, he'll actually answer the phone! 503/235-2415 or 800 537-9772

or - for no additional charge, you can send Albert email!

WOW, isn't this EXCITING!

Albert would love to write back - but you need to tell him your email address. Don't worry - Albert would NEVER spam!

Now, what terms of endearment would you like Albert to use when responding to your message?

Here's your chance - tell Albert a joke - or send him a message - or ask him a question.